Summer commute tips
Posted on June 08, 2005
Dry any trace of perspiration off your body before it gets a chance to evaporate and cool you down, thus creating more heat and perspiration which of course you're just going to wipe up anyway right?
Habitual scratching, picking, adjusting and chewing gum like a mad cow -- all okay.
Don't even think about opening that window. If you're sweating be a man and use your hello kitty handkerchief.
If you're in charge of the train air conditioning, a good rule of thumb is the hotter the outside temperature the colder the aircon. For example a humid 35 degree day would call for 20 degrees.
Toothpaste is over rated.
Run towards the train at full tilt and leap/lunge inside the car. When you gather yourself and notice the doors didn't immediately close right behind you (and won't for another 5 min), casually fix your tie and make your way to the other end of the car saving us from your embarrassment, Indy.
Priority seats are for business men reading porno.
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"Toothpaste is over rated."
And is best substituted with a combination of the morning's natto and the scents of last nights whiskey and cigarettes.
::posted by: tokyo goat at June 9, 2005 08:29 AM
Seven-seaters have just enough space for six potbellied salarymen with splayed crotches.
::posted by: Don at June 9, 2005 09:16 AM
Good ones guys.
Wait until the guy in the seat next to you has his sleepy head drooling in your lap before giving a polite nudge (but only if you feel it's completely necessary)
::posted by: mhegge at June 9, 2005 12:38 PM
