Muji Bento Box

I picked up this bento box from Muji last winter while in Japan. It looks small but I never seem to go hungry when bringing this and a piece of fruit on the side, and on the days when I need a bit extra I pack my stacked thermal kit (not the same one but close) that holds rice, miso soup, meat and veg in their own separate container. It packs more than enough food then again weighs as much as a large infant so I'm reluctant to lug it to work everyday.
The World of Golden Eggs
Update: all of season 1 and 2 can be found online here.
Yamanote Song
A little song I ripped from a tape of NHK children's programing to help you remember the stations on the JR yamanote line.
Japan OverSea Internet Television (JOSITV)
They seem to be in a very early stage, and if popularity picks up will probably turn to a subscription model. Give us the option of choosing the shows we want to watch that week and have high quality video waiting on my hard drive every day ready for viewing, and you'll have my credit card number.
Canned Coffee
By far the best, and only place to my knowledge for can coffee reviews can be found in Kuhaku and in the Chin Music Press blog Coffee Mondays. Now Chin Music Press brings us Canned Coffee.
The Imagery of Kawahara Kazuhiko
I can't believe it's taken this long to come across the incredibly sick imagery of Kawahara Kazuhiko, AKA Palla. He takes photographs from the urban landscape of Osaka and mixes them to create beautiful mirrored and other interesting effects. His published book, The Book of Pallalink, is for sale in limited quantity and more work can be found on his weblog. Thanks to Jean Snow.
Tokyo and Stephen Wiltshire
I just caught a short documentary on Stephen Wiltshire, one of a very short list of prodigious savants who possesses the extraordinary ability of being able to study urban landscapes and sketch them from memory in great, almost Where's Waldo detail. For the show, Stephen was invited to Tokyo and spent 30 minutes taking in 360 degrees of Tokyo skyline from the roof top (270 meters up) of Roppongi Hills. He was then provided a 360 degree 10 meter wide canvas, a box of pencils and pens, and in seven days had completed what was a remarkably accurate panorama of the Tokyo skyline. His longest ever panoramic drawing, and guaranteed to have given him a pretty bad case of writers cramp many times over. Absolutely Incredible. Understand this is coming from someone who couldn't win a game of memory against his daughter even if I cheated (and often), but most should really be able to appreciate Stephen's gift on both mental and artistic levels.
Check out Stephen's website for more info on himself and his art. His site is also hosting clips of the show narrated in English, as well as a few photographs. Here's a video (1 MB) of the completed panorama.
Pulled Mandom Ad
The ad was also removed from Mandom's website, but I was able to capture the stream a few days ago so you can have some idea what we're talking about.
Mandom's Gatsby 'Mogeha' ad (1.9 MB)
When Coffeehouses Attack
Personally I'd like to see more energy focused on the origins of the raw product itself. We don't all have the privilege of living in uber-progressive centers where Fair Trade, organic or shade grown coffee is readily available, so for the rest of us who don't want to buy Folgers and care where our coffee comes from a Starbucks is a welcome sight.
Up is the New Down
Completely unrelated, but if I see another sideways trucker-cap I think I'm going to vomit, right after I kick the offending party in the back of the knee. My dad used to bring us those from the paper mill he worked at. They were lame back then and still are today.
Tsurunen Marutei
Another surprise was that the politician who handed me the flyer was Tsurunen Marutei, the first foreign-born member of the Diet (Japanese parliament). Born Martti Turunen in Finland he obtained Japanese citizenship in 1979. Tsurunen entered politics in 1992 when he was elected to the town assembly of Yugawara, Kanagawa and in 2002 when Ohashi Kyosen resigned Tsurunen took his seat in the Diet.
Yokohama Now and Then
Raifu Izu Randamu
For best results, handle thalidomide only with great care
Millionaire Airing
Update: 2,500,000 yen ($24,000) ain't too shabby eh? I've got the video in Quicktime
Kuhaku & Other Accounts from Japan
Brain for Hire
Masako's friend Hiroko was picked for the show because of her family�s current situation as well. Her husband, and a friend of mine, is from the Maldives and while his family survived the Tsunami they also lost everything. They're planning on going back to help rebuild their town in the next few months, so the added funds would really help. Keeping my fingers crossed.
Beach in January
Enoshima Aquarium
Frankie was really able to appreciate the aquarium exhibits this time. She bounced on my knee and clapped through the entire dolphin show, though I could have done without the whole "look, it thinks it's people!" aspect of the show. It may not be the most authentic wildlife experience for her, but until she can take the Zodiac ride out whale watching in the Strait of Juan de Fuca, this will have to do.
Look at all that Pink and Purple
Phiten: Junk Science Abounds
I've never entered any Phiten shop or bothered to listen to a sales pitch so I found this account on skeptic James Randi's site of Phiten's test for potential buyers very interesting.
"I have an idea why this "test" might appear to work. When a person tries to pick up an object the brain makes a rough guess as to how much strength it's going to require. With an unknown object wrapped in paper, we have no idea how much it's going to weigh. The Phiten brick is actually quite heavy, and most people are likely to underestimate the effort required. The test with the necklace draped over the arm is always the second attempt, by which time our brain has recalculated and knows exactly how much effort is required. Hence it seems much easier to lift."
How to Help the Earthquake Victims of Niigata
For those who would like to help with the earthquake relief effort in Niigata, Japan Post will send emergency relief packages for
free if you send them to the Nagaoka City Hall at:
940-8501
Niigata-Ken, Nagaoka-Shi
Sawai-machi, 2-Chome 1-1
Nagaoka Shiyakusho
Saigai Taisaku Honbu
How and What to send:
- Items other than cash (which must be sent in GENKIN KAKIDOME
special delivery) and which do not require special handling (cool
items or fragile items)
- Relief Items (clothing, blankets, non-perishable food, daily
amenities (diapers, alcohol spray, towels, saran wrap), school
items, newspapers, magazines, etc.) packable in a
small package (KOTSUTSU YUUBIN BUTSU) which doesn't require special
handling.
Pack only new items and one type of item in each box (ie.
a box of drinking water, or a box of food, or a box of daily
amenities) and refrain from sending the following:
- Used underwear or used blankets (even laundered)
- Fresh, perishable foods
Label contents on outside of package
Please mark KYUUENJO YOU (For Emergency Relief)
Other Conditions
- Sender may not request specific distribution of goods (as in
sending to a specific person, village or group.)
- Items may not be sent to gain profit.
- Packages to individuals are not eligible for this service.
Free shipping is only available until 24-Nov. You can also call the P.O.
and have them pick the package up at your doorstep. More information in Japanese here. Thanks to Kathy S. for rounding this up.
Earthquake(s)
As of this writing (9:02 p.m.) NHK and FNN are saying there may still be another big one tonight. That makes me feel much better. Other accounts in the area Blogd, Wirefarm and Cerebral Soup.
Parachute Journalism
Feel free to read the entire gush and mush article in its hilarity. I do have one question for Mr. Sparks though. When you pulled all these stereotypes and assertions out of your ass, did it hurt? This is the type of fluff I would expect to read on someone's weblog (like mine) after a few days spent in a foreign land, but not from a major US daily.
Kanji Tattoos
Personally I think Kanji tattoos are silly, but if you feel the need to show your individually in a foreign language please, please, make sure and double check your usage by those who actually speak the language. And when consulting with a native speaker be sure to watch for raised eyebrows and signs of held back laughter.
Update: Looks like the website I linked to above Hanzi Smatter, a website dedicated to the misuse of Chinese characters in Western culture, ran out of bandwidth. A little googling came up with Jeremy's take on Kanji tattoos, and a few words of caution on character stroke order.
NHK: Little Clip Board Mafia
Honestly though, I wish there was a way for us to make one time donations just as I would with public broadcasting in Canada if Fran was watching their children's programming. Call me stubborn, but I just don't respond well to threats or lectures about "you now in my country".
NHK: We Break Remote Controls.
Belly Button Theft
Ready to Kill
The New Japan Photography Mailing List
The list has been tentatively restarted at Yahoo! Groups so if want to join, or for that matter re-join the conversation send a mail to japanphoto-subscribe[at]yahoogroups[dot]com
Sunscreen Film Festival
For all the details download the official info pack (pdf 1MB).
Shimokitazawa Exhibition: 10 Photographs
After the last few weeks of selecting, editing, printing and framing (no blood, a few tears and plenty sweat) ten photographs are now ready for my exhibition on Sunday. If you're in the area come by and enjoy the live and dj'd tunes from 5 till 10.
Date: Sunday Sept. 19th 5pm to 10pm
Event: Sundown Session 13.0
Venue: Antena Cafe, 2-14-2 Shimokitazawa JOW Building 4F
Coco Ichiban Curry
Coco Ichiban has got to have one of the most customizable menus on the planet, so much so that the back page of the eight panel menu lists five steps titled "How to Order". First you pick your meat, seafood, vegetable or miscellaneous. Choices range from menchi-katsu (battered deep fried hamburger), deep fried squid, cream filled crab croquette, eggplant or tofu which can only be classified as miscellaneous. Thirty-four choices in total, basically anything that can be thrown into the deep frier. Octopus, no problem. pickeled eggs, why not. Shoelace, sounds good. Next comes your choice of curry. If you don't specify then pork curry is the default "gravy" as they say in India, but you also have beef curry to choose from.
If you're one of those guys, and I say "guys" because I've never heard a woman say this, that loves really spicy food or rather likes taking about how they can stomach the rarest of chilies. You know the type, they can chow down on foods proceeded by the words "Suicide" or "5-Alarm" in which they need to sign a legal medical wavier to eat and the entire time brag about how "this is nothing at all, i've eaten much spicier". Meanwhile you can see the steam shooting from their ears, their tongue cracking like chapped lips in dry winter air and the waiter frantically hitting the 911 speed dial which happens to be labeled as one. If this describes you then you'll enjoy the next step of choosing your level of spiciness which ranges from 0 being the default level to 10 being the level in which hallucination is almost expected. As if this wasn't enough you can still pick from about fifteen different toppings like corn, garlic, scrambled eggs, bacon, kimchi or cheese.
With all the possible combinations available to me, I pretend to ponder the menu for a minute as if to impress the minimum wage high-school student behind the counter into thinking I'm making an educated well thought out decision, contemplating what a level two kimchi garlic omelet sprinkled with deep fried corn might taste like. A quick look at their menu would leave you to believe that pretty much anything goes in this place. If you wanted to try mayonnaise curry I'm confidant they'd throw a dollop in the frier for you and make up a price, in fact I think it's one of the toppings. With all this power at my fingertips I never fail to choose the same thing. "Creature of Habit.", my father used to jokingly say at our local chinese restaurant before predictably ordering his signature consomme soup and open-face hot beef sandwich. Me, I'm a chicken-katsu and cheese person but only two-hundred grams rice.
That reminds me. You can also customize the amount of rice to a hundred grams, 300g being the standard. If you can down 1,300 grams of rice, served in a plate the size of a small tire, in a certain time frame you get it for free. You get your polaroid on the wall and upon hearing your story of gluttony a small family in Bangladesh will curse the infidel pigs and their curry shop of unlimited combinations. When you die during your triple coronary bypass you get another polaroid on the back wall, except in this one you're not holding up your licked-clean plate with pride.
So when you're in Japan, alone and hungry (alone because it wouldn't be my first choice for a date) remember Coco Ichiban. You heard it hear first, or maybe second but I defiantly gave you more detail.
That Mysterious Little Zipper
I wonder if he's ever thought about what that little zipper was for, or the slit in the front of boxer shorts. "These are all designed for easy access when relieving oneself" I'd tell him. "And to prevent one from having to tuck the back of your shirt in again and again and again, depending on the amount of coffee or oolong tea you consume per day."
I hope that if I and Mr. "I-have-to-pull-my-pants-down-to-pee" ever happen to cross paths again in the bathroom he would be willing to try out some of these suggestions or at the very least extend the courtesy of a one or two urinal buffer zone.
Thursday Evening
I'd like to get together for a few drinks this Thursday around 6:30-7ish in Ebisu. So if you'd like to attend please leave a comment with an email address here as the location may change.
Time: Thursday August 5th around 6:30-7:00
Place: Khumbila -Nepali & Tibetan Restaurant
3 minutes from Ebisu Sta. Hibiya line, Yamanote line
Permanent Residency
I got a notice in the mail from Japanese Immigration telling me that my Permanent Residency Visa application was approved. Yippee! Now I don't have to pay for re-entry permits when I come home from vacation. That's one step away from becoming a full blown Japanese citizen, but don't hold your breath on that one. Come on Canada, don't be jealous. I still love you too.
On a completely unrelated note, I'm currently enjoying these Italian potato chips made with extra virgin olive oil and they're not half bad.
Livedoor Blog Television Ads
Hmmn... I guess Livedoor is trying to court the late night nonsensical variety show types.
CNN on the Fahrenheit 9/11 Private Screening in Tokyo
I could tell you, but then I'd have to politely ask you not to tell anyone what it was that I had told you.
Compulsive but not all that Obsessive
Maybe my expectations were set to high by hollywood, but to me it's like Rainman asking his brother to drive him to K-Mart for boxer shorts with the name Linda on them. Though in his defense he was very polite as he held the doors open and thanked us for flying Odakyu train lines.
Straighten the Picture Frames and Change Undergarments
If anyone ever says earthquakes get easier to deal with over time, they're absolutely full of it. Somehow I don't think anyone would ever say this, but if someone might say this that person would therefore be full of it. And by it I'm referring to dirty lies.
Luis has a few more details on the quake.
We don't play in your ashtray or spoon, so please don't smoke or shoot up in our sandbox.
I criticize things I observe in Japan often, yet I seldom do the same for Canada. I guess I should, though it�s always easier to hold the society that you live in under the microscope.
22 Exotic Japanese Ice Cream Flavors
These and 16 other "mouth watering" exotic ice cream flavors are for sale at Ice Cream City in Namco Nanja Town in the Sunshine 60 building in Tokyo's Toshima-ku. But don't all go at once, as they might sell out of their famous Lettuce and Potato Ice Cream and then you'll just have to settle for plain old chicken flavor.
My rss reader tells me I'm not the first to post this. Oh fish sticks, thought I had a scoop.
Substances Seen on Peoples Faces during my Morning Commute.
Sundown Sessions 10.0
If you don't want to get lost in the rain trying to find the venue like me make sure to check the map for antena, or if you like getting lost in the rain feel free to use my rushed napkin-map.
Sundown Session
'Hideous Absinthe' and France's Artistic Elite
Letter to the Editor
In the April 26 article "'Quagmire' label doesn't apply to Iraq," writer Robyn Lim says the Iraq war "is part of the continuing war against terrorism, heralded by the surprise attack on America in September 2001 that killed 3,000 civilians."
Not a shred of evidence exists to support this claim. The unilateral/preemptive invasion of Iraq by the United States and its so-called coalition of the willing was based on faulty, outdated and just plain hyped intelligence. Lim implies that Iraq had ties to the 9/11 attacks, a crackpot theory debunked long ago. Not a single Iraqi was aboard the planes that killed the 3,000, and no connection has ever been found.
Yet the "neoconservatives" in Washington still cling to the fabled Iraq-al-Qaeda link to push their ideological fantasies. The fact is that 16 of the 19 hijackers were Saudis, but you never hear about the 9/11-Saudi Arabia link. The kind of misinformation in Lim's article is what makes most Americans believe that there is an Iraq-al-Qaeda link despite absolutely no evidence.
MARK HEGGE
Sagamihara, Kanagawa
Sure, the web's a great place to publish your ideas and opinions, but you still can't beat the coverage that writing to the editor of a newspaper with 50,000 plus readers gives you!
Veggiemation
Forget computer animation, and even claymation. This is veggiemaion. I watched a show with Fran this morning called minori no mori no nakama tachi on NHK in which the entire show is made of fruits and veggies.
Humanitarian Work is "Anti-Japan" says LDP Member
I thought this type of pointless language only existed in the US. I mean if you told an Italian or say a Mexican that they were Anti-Italian or Anti-Mexican they would most likely just laugh at you, but in the US, for many, those be fightn' words. [correction: the term I was thinking of was "Un-American" and not Anti-American]
Luis from Blogd.com has written and excellent post on the horrible treatment these brave humanitarians have received returning to Japan.
put me down for a couple thou
Paris Incident
"While on our trip to Paris, Elaine and i walked miles seeing the many historic sights of this beautiful and exciting city. One sunny day on a busy street we were approached by an excited Japanese couple who literally swarmed us and began pleading for help. Through hand signals and a brochure they held plus a few English words which seemed to consist largely of " thank you very much ",it became clear what they wanted.The brochure featured a display of designer handbags which were on sale for exorbient prices in a trendy and expensive looking store [luis vuitton] across the street.It was the kind of store i would normally avoid at all costs.
They wanted us to buy two purses for them. Apparently it was store policy to limit one to a customer, and since they had already bought one each they could buy no more. They desparately wanted another two, desparate enough to peal out 700 Euro dollars from a large roll and press it upon two astonished strangers. Elaine and i considered for a moment and with a shrug said " okay, what the heck". The store was staffed by well dressed and snobish looking sales people and security guards. We were informed it would be an hour wait in a long line; an hour we could ill afford from our precious time in Paris. However the deed was done and completed by handong over the purses and change to two very grateful Japanese. 700 Euros is over $1000 Canadian. It would have been so easy to walk away with it. However, they had chosen wisely.
The very next day we were astounded to be approached by another Asian couple making a similar request. Needless to say, we politely refused and walked quickly away. "
Japanese government gives into tobacco industry yet again
The headlines were,
�Japan to ban tobacco ads in public places�
�Japan gets tough on smoking advertisements�
�Japanese lawmakers look to crack whip on tobacco ads�
�JAPAN: Tobacco ads to go up in smoke?�
What the headlines should have read is "Japanese government gives into tobacco industry yet again"
The Washington times reads,
�The Japanese government will impose a ban on tobacco ads in public places such as train and bus stations, the Mainichi newspaper said Monday. The goal is to prevent minors from acquiring the habit, officials at the Finance Ministry and the Tobacco Institute of Japan said. Beginning in April, cigarette advertisements will be banned in public areas except for tobacco shops and designated smoking areas. Advertising on transport vehicles such as trains, buses and taxis will still be permitted, but ads on television, radio and the Internet will be banned, except for advertisements exclusively aimed at adults. However, advertisements designed to improve smoking manners and prevent youth smoking are free from the ban, officials said.�
So wait, what is actually being banned here?? Advertising in public areas except for the actual train (every 3rd ad is for a tobacco company) radio and the internet? I can close the pop up ad but still have to stair at the Marlboro banner in my face for my 3 hour commute every day. But what I find most disturbing is the fact that this ban is not being regulated by the ministry of health but by the ministry of finance and the tobacco institute, the same ministry of finance that still owns 2/3 of Japan tobacco. Isn't that like letting the auto industry dictate car safety regulations or allowing pharmaceutical companies to approve drugs that hit the market?
If the ministry of health has no say in this then what the hell is it for in the first place. The leading cause of death in Japan is cancer with lung cancer at the top of the list. In 2001 55,028 (stats from the Japan Almanac 2003 published by the Asahi Shimbun) Japanese died of lung cancer alone not to mention stomach, liver, colon and rectum cancer, all of which are caused by tobacco. If this doesn�t fall into the mandate of the Ministry of Health then nothing will.
The fact is that the tobacco industry, namely JT (world's third-largest tobacco group), is dictating the laws of the land to the government which is by the way it�s biggest shareholder and the media is just completely fallen asleep on the issue, and try to present the picture that the government is cracking down on the industry, which if you look at the facts is just laughable.
Parental Sellouts
a few weeks back masako was walking through the station square with frankie on her back when she was aproched by a stranger. she introduced herself as a recruiter for children's modeling agency and wanted frankie to come in for an audition because as she put it "had a face like a doll". masako refused the offer politely and told the head-hunter that we were not interested. she told masako to "talk it over with your husband", they swapped numbers and she gave masako her card and said to expect a call from her office in a few days.
masako and i have discussed this before and both of us are strongly against selling frankie's image to any corporation whether it be for diapers, disney or a tobacco company. i don't believe child modeling is any different in canada but what makes it even worse in japan is way children are "classified" according to race, or is that nationality? well what ever it is they wouldn't list my daughter as either "japanese" nor "international" but "half". half? wtf is that!? half what? calling someone half in canada would result in a can of whoop ass being opened, but here it's thrown around like some sick badge of honour. if we are going to "classify" our children by fractions then let's get it right and do it across the board. children with 100% japanese blood will now be called 1 or whole or we could use the decimal system for a technically correct 01.0 (too bad there is no such thing as a 100% pure race but shhhhh... don't tell anyone) but wait, are we "grouping" by nationality here or by race? oh who cares! many people here seem to think they are one in the same anyway! so kids of 3 different backgrounds will be 1/3rds and so on. how about this, i propose that instead of taking away part of their identify when adding a nationality or race that we add a number like instead of half we would say double. yeah that sounds better! or an even better solution would be to STOP classifying and segregating our children period!
excerpt from "culture jam" by kalle lasn, founder of adbusters magazine
"half of all exotic dancers were once beauty-pageant contestants. that's a surprising statistic when you first hear it. it's hard to bridge the distance between the wholesome, naive, small town cavalcade queen who plays "the volga boatman" on the accordion and wants to be a vet, to the hardened stripper with seen-it-all-eyes grinding in red light on the stage of number five orange."so sorry mom, you won't see frankie in any sears catalog, diaper ad or switch long distance telephone carrier commercials, at least while i still have a pulse.
Sign the petition now
Sign the petition now to Revise the current animal protection laws in Japan
The Future is Here
just saw a commercial for UFJ, one of Japan's "Big Four" banks, advertising their new 24 hour ATM machines. What will they think of next!
Animal Abuse
I have to share what has consumed me for the past few days with the rest of you. Saturday during a walk Masako, Frankie and I came across a pet shop not far from our appartment. What we saw there was absolutely disgusting, apauling and sad. Please read (in Japanese), and stay tuned for updates.
battle wounds
To make a long story short this is how I got my little battle wound today. I was walking back toward Masako and Frankie at Machida Sta. after buying a ticket and I saw she was tring to get a young teenager with his girl friend to put out his cigarette inside the station. When I returned he was still holding the smoke as Masako repeatedly asked him to butt it out. He gave the common yeah, yeah, yeah defense but wasn't budging. He finally got the message that we were not leaving untill he did what we asked and broke off the burning tip and tossed the still burning cigarette at Masako. I lunged forward and gave him a good hard punch/shove in the shoulder. He came right back at me but never tried anything. We went face to face for a few seconds as I egged him on some and his girl friend pleaded with him to just go. We walked away laughing a little and seemed to make him even more angry by the looks of his face red. Masako and I both tought he was just tring to impress his girl but obviously failed miserably. I didn't think he got a chance to hit me but noticed three red marks on my inner arm from his nails, a few minutes later.
ciggy
I've noticed a decline in smoking lately inside our station, as least when I'm there. Maybe I have the reputation of being the crazy gaijin that yells at you when you smoke inside the station... I don't blame them. The last guy I had a word with was actually reading a poster inside the station promoting the new "no smoking" rules while sucking on a ciggy! He quickly distinguished the butt and that was it, no confrontation. I'm beginning to notice not only surprise when I confront the rule benders but also a little fear as well. This is great news because the last thing I want to do when out with Frances is have to get into a confrontation with some salary-man over his smelly habit.
blue means green
In English when we refer to someone or something as new or fresh we use the word green, but in Japanese blue is used to describe new and fresh. Why is that? Because, as the theory goes, when babies of asian decent are born they almost always have a large blue bruise-like birthmark on their behinds or lower backs. Even though I am caucasian my daughter Frances has a light blue birthmark or "mongolian bruise" on her bum. The mongolian bruise or spot as they are called are sometimes confused with bruises caused by child abuse. Blue=Young. This explains the fruits but what about the traffic light? Like I said, this is just a theory. What do you think?
Koseki
Yesterday Masako and I went to our city hall to apply for the Certificate of Acceptance of Registration of Birth (Shussei todoke). We need this document from our city as one piece of ID to apply for the Certificate of Canadian Citizenship (CCC). We figured there would be no problem, and boy were we wrong. When Masako and I got married I encouraged her to use her maiden name Kubota as a middle name, but since the Japanese government does not recognize middle names she had to appear in front of a judge and change her last name to Kubota Hegge to give the feeling of a middle name but would officially be a last name on Japanese documents. While filling out the documents yesterday we had to state Frances's full name, Frances Shiori Hegge. When our case worker got to the name he let out a big sucking noise from between his teeth and an "eeeee kono myoji deha dame desu" (sorry but she can not have this last name). Turns out that since Japanese documents list Masako's last name as Kubota Hegge our daughter has to have the same last name. Well of course being her father my last name would naturally be used right? Wrong.
Japan has two systems of paper chase, the "Family Registry" (koseki touhon), and the "Residence Form" ( juuminhyou), which establish and clarify a Japanese's status re citizenship and domicile. When two Japanese marry, they alter their koseki . When they move, they register at their new address, and get a juuminhyou locally. With me so far?
However, if you are not a citizen, by law you are not accorded the right to have a koseki . This may sound like par for the course, but keep in mind that as a foreigner, you are put down on your spouse's koseki not as a married couple, under the heading "wife" or "husband" like any Japanese, but as a "remark" ( bikou) on the form. The marriage is treated differently--as a footnote--which is by definition discriminatory. debito.org
Since Masako's name is at the top of the Koseki her last name is used and mine is not even considered seeing that her Koseki reads as if she were single and my daughter fatherless. To have our daughter's last name change back to its proper form Masako needs to go back to the courts to have her name changed yet again to Hegge and drop the Kubota, and this may take up to 3 months for a decision. To add to the list of pointless paperwork we, or shall I say my wife needs to complete is a form that, get this, proves Frances is spelled F-R-A-N-C-E-S, because when writing Japanese in Roman characters everything is phonetic, so Frances would then be spelled Furanshisu... We need to show ID for her that shows the correct spelling or the Japanese government will not accept Frances and make us use Furanshisu.
Which brings us back to our original objective, which was to obtain the Certificate of Canadian Citizenship, (this can be used as proof of her names spelling). Hope you can see the catch 22 here.
I feel like locking the Canadian and Japanese governments in a room and telling them that they can not come out until they decide on a solution to the problem they created. To me it feels like all this is set up to keep Japanese Japanese and Foreign Foreign. For example while filling out one of the 30 forms yesterday Masako entered her birthday and mine using the standard Emperor year format (the Emperor year format is used for all official government documents, 1978=53 in Emperor year format) As he crossed out my birth year our case worker told us that because I am not Japanese I have to use 1978 for my birth year and not the Emperor year of 53. Now who makes up a rule like that? Some 90 year old official with a bit of an agenda I think.
With Masako, Frances and I planning to visit my Family in Canada sometime in October or November we hope we can get everything in order and we all have names that are acceptable to the Japanese government, just wait till they find out I have 2 middle names! I might be deported for that.
no smoking!
I finally got the new Sony Ericsson A5402S. It is loaded with camera capible of taking 640x480 photos, video and GPS. I'll be regularly posting photos in the moblog and my mobile shots gallery thanks to Kevin at MFOP.
On Saturday while coming back from a few beers in Machida I stumbled across some punk kid smoking in front of the escalators inside the station (smoking was banned in most stations May 1 , this year). I stopped and politely told him that smoking was not allowed here twice both in Japanese and English and he just stared back blankly and took another hard drag. I snapped, grabbed his wrist then his cigarette and tossed it off the platform and on to the tracks. Man that felt good but he probally lit one up right after I left.
Today as Masako and I were coming back from dinner through the station some business man was hiding a smoke behind a large concrete column. I walked directly up to him and gave him the same line about smoking not allowed. He replied with a sort of, "yeah, yeah, yeah go away" I grabbed him by the shirt and turned him around to show him the large "NO SMOKING" sign and he butted it out with his shoe heel. As we turned the corner to walk down the stares leading outside two highschool student came walking up, one with an unlit cigarette in his mouth. I watched him and thought, damn he is lucky that smoke isnt lit! As if he was reading my thoughts the little brat lit his smoke with a stinky zippo. I cut directly across the stairs while his friend ran out of my way. I gave him the same no smoking speech and he just looked at me blankly. I guess I was still built up from the last guy so I just snapped and yelled, I mean really yelled load NO SMOKING! CAN"T YOU READ THE SIGN?? in Japanese. They looked at each other in confusion and he stepped outside to finish his butt completely afraid of this raving crazy gaijin. Afterward I felt bad that I yelled at them, maybe they were just in the wrong place and the wrong time or maybe not.
I have nothing against smokers, I myself smoked on and off for the last 8 years but always respected the rights of non-smokers. I was very happy to see the smoking ban on private train lines this spring but no-one seems to be enforcing it or even stepping up and saying something when a group of teenagers are squatting around in a circle smoking and spitting on the platform or when the salary man sparks up next to the pregnant woman standing in line to buy a ticket. There is no penaltiy for braking this rule, so why would anyone abide by it? Maybe a little fear will help.
miscommunication
Some Experimenting
new shirts


You can never own too many t-shirts especially during the hot and muggy Japanese summer. Going thought 3 t-shirts a day during the hottest months here is not uncommon. Every year I am forced to go through my summer clothes from last year and weed out all my yellowish tees. I haven't yet but I will need to throw out one of my favourite shirts, a banana republic shirt I bought while in Maui for our wedding in 2000. I bought a couple of Uniqlo shirts yesterday for 1,000 yen each and they have some pretty cool prints on them to "stone by gettyimages".
pay parking
Masako and I went for a walk last night to 7-11 which is just a 2 min walk from our apartment and I counted the pay parking lots along the way. Our apartment is completely surrounded by pay parking lots that you see the the above photos and when an old building comes down a new parking lot goes up, until another building is built again. I would like to see some grass planted and a place for kids to play but I guess it just shows how valuable land is here.
Beer or happoshu?
The glass says Ichiban Shibori, but my head this morning is saying no, no that was happoshu dude.
If you live in Japan and for some reason you never go to the bar, or the store or leave your appartment for that matter I'll explain the drink that is called happoshu. Happoshu or 'near beer' is not beer and if you look closely at a bottle or can of happoshu you never actually see the word "beer", you only see the term "brew". Due to a tax loophole in Japan Happoshu can be sold at a much cheaper price then beer. Happoshu skimps on malt and loads up on less esteemed ingredients, corn syrup, rice or sugar thereby qualifying for a much lower tax. If you're not sure what it was you had last night at the cheap izakaiya you will know after the headache and stomach pains hit.
This place sucks
This place is great, only 1000 yen for a hair cut and no frills. Most discount hairdressers charge you for a shampoo even when you don't need it and end up charging you again for that little bit of gel or wax they style your hair with. I always hate paying for that stuff because I go directly to the washroom and re-style my hair the way I like it anyway.
I remeber this one discount barber shop in the basement of Yamato station that had sign out side reading 1000 yen/10 min, and no change allowed. You had to pay with a 1000 yen bill, 2-500 yen coins, sorry no good. The rules there might have chaged since then though. Over all "it's" is a great place full of mystery, I never know what I'm going to look like every time. I use the same picture from a men's hair magazine and it seems that every stylist has his or her own interpretation. The photo I show them is like Brad Pitt from Seven but my friendly stylist Mihoko makes me look like Jim Carey from Dumb and Dumber. That's okay, they did give me a free bottle of sesame salad dressing....???
Reading the job ads, or just trying to stay out of the sun?

Moblog up and running
I know this is completely off topic but I gotta tell this story. Just now 2 men came to our door and made it sound like they were there replacing all the filters above the gas ranges in the mansion. Once in a while people from the appartment agency do come by and do things like check the carbon monoxide alarm, clean out the drains etc. at no cost of course. These guys came in and started installing this new filter and as they were fitting it the other gentlemen started his sales pitch on how great these filters were and how all the house wives loved them, blah, blah, blah... you get the point. Then comes the price.
Masako: why do we have to pay extra if it is required by the appartment agency? (that is what rent is for) Sales man: ahh, yes. We are not exactly from the agency. Masako: So you guys are just salesmen? Sales man: ahhh, yes. (in a lot more words) Me: get the F*%#! out. (in a lot more words)
anyone who knows the Japanese language knows that it is not very polite to talk very directly to others or make your point too early. You drop hints at what you are tring to get at and take the scenic route around to make your point. so my little breakdown of the conversation is far from beiing word for word or a direct translation.
Parasites and Stomach lining
Masako and I took Otosan and Okasan out for a yaki-niku dinner on Saturday to celebrate a late mother's day. We had been to this restaurant 5 min drive from Shin-Matsuda station many times but I saw something I have never laid my eyes on in the almost 4 years here in Japan. Cow stomach, and trust me it looks worse then it sounds. And to kill the taste of the cow guts how about some raw ground beef topped off with a, you guessed it, a raw egg. That reminds me I really gotta check out that parasite museum in Meguro.
7.0M Earthquake
About 6:27 by my watch there was a huge earthquake. I have never felt such a big earthquake since about 6 months after l arrived in Japan and was staying with Masako's parents. At the time I just thought it was some strong wind cause the window shutters were shaking and raddling. This one measured 7 in northeastern Japan and about 4 here, but did not seem to cause any major damage. for you viewing pleasure here are some photos and videos of the English NHK broadcast I just watched. Now I gotta get some food in me. Video is here 1.7MB 2.2MB 5.1MB 13.6MB
3 Hours
Go outside and get some fresh air
Money no Tora
Into the City

It's been a while since I've been into the city. Masako and I headed up to Ebisu to see Masako's friend from Victoria and her year old daughter Moe. First time for me to meet her, and what a cutie she is! To get back to the ketai story, I went to Hit Shop last night to get the new A1301S. When the clerk found out that my current phone was only 4 months old he just said "Muri" and I could not get the discount on the phone and end up paying 40,000 yen for it! ... that was it. So we walked out confused. It is a very strange feeling when someone will not take your money, its like, I give you money... you give me a product or service... simple, no. Turns out that AU requires you to have your ketai for 10 months or more before you can upgrade you phone. We visited the AU shop in Sagamiono later today and they were much more help then the dropouts at Hit Shop. She explained that I could just cancel my contract with AU, pay a 1,000 yen fine, and sign up again. That way I can get a new phone at discounted price but have to get a new # a 080 number no doubt. She told me to wait for the new A5402S that will be coming out sometime next month. So I think I'll wait to see that new one and by that time the A1301S will be even cheaper. I REALLY wanna get moblogging soon.


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