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72nd and Scott Road traffic cam video
This incredible video of a speeding car running a red light and three lanes of traffic was apparently taken at the intersection of 72nd and Scott Rd in Surrey British Columbia. Anyone think it's a fake? Notice the flash from the traffic camera as the offending car enters the intersection.
72nd and Scott Rd traffic cam 1.83 MB
Quotes used in subtle email reminders sent to me by my company’s time tracking software
"The two most powerful warriors are patience and time." Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
"Time is the wisest counsellor of all." Pericles
"In business, three things are necessary: knowledge, temper, and time." Owen Felltham
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then is not an act, but a habit." Unknown
"You can't waste time and you can't save time; you can only choose what you do at any given moment." James Gleick
"Time is the measure of business." Francis Bacon
"The years teach much which the days never know." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"How did it get so late so soon?" Dr. Seuss
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day." William Shakespeare
"Reality is a question of perspective; the further you get from the past, the more concrete and plausible it seems -- but as you approach the present, it inevitably seems incredible." Salman Rushdie
"The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time." Leo Kennedy
"Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time, which every day produces, and which most men throw away, but which nevertheless will make at the end of it no small deduction for the life of man." C. C. Colton
"Time: that which man is always trying to kill, ends in killing him." Herbert Spencer
"Who forces time is pushed back by time; who yields to time finds time on his side." The Talmud
"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity." Henry Van Dyke
Fleas Plush
Sometimes I wish titles weren't required -- like now, for instance.
Is there a name for those moments where you feel you shouldn't laugh but can't stop yourself for whatever reason? I was always very prone to these episodes in school, and the angrier the teacher became the situation always seemed to get funnier.
An unnecessarily long-winded story about pocket lint
I'm fairly good at emptying my pockets before tossing them in the laundry hamper, and when I do use tissue it never goes in my pocket (can you say incubator), so where did it come from? The little bits of lint my pockets naturally produced would have been promptly picked out the moment I put them on after a wash, something I learned to do as a smoker to prevent my Bic lighter from getting clogged. But this was different. The shape and colour indicate it as a build up, a gradual build up over time of cotton fibers, like someone cleaned the dryer lint trap and stuffed it in my pocket as some kind of sick, sick joke. I wonder if there'll be anything left but a zipper, button and a handful of rivets in 5-10 years if this trend continues.
I couldn't be bothered to think of an interesting title for this post so I'm replacing it with this.
After what feels like my longest streak of did-I-really-just pay-5-dollars-to-rent-this piece-of-crap-movie, we finally watched something good in Crash
I'm really loving the new album from Death Cab for Cutie - Plans
I've been spending large chunks of my weekday afternoons writing at Serious Coffee downtown. Fairly priced good strong coffee, friendly enough staff and free Wi-Fi. Starbucks can't compete with that, although I do prefer the Starbucks decor to Serious Coffee's grandkids-have-sticky-hands upholstered seats with the plastic still on.
Nixon Rotolog
How to break a powerbook
It seems to work fine, and it was closed so there was no damage to the display, but the base is a lot more um, bent than I like. Fortunately the bent section on the front right side is where the battery is stored and the weakest portion of the computer, so hopefully it won't affect any of the other more important components. I don't suppose a fix could be downloaded from apple for this? Or maybe I can get her to push it off the sofa arm once more, coaxing it to fall on the opposite side to bend it back into place. I'll weigh my options as I back up the hard drive.
In which I have nothing better to do
What I would do for a Klondike Bar
Bark like a dog, then punch you in the face.
Not a whole lot. Having never had a Klondike Bar I would be hesitant to "do something" for one, though the idea that others would preform some sort of task other then paying for a Klondike Bar does make them more appealing. That said, I wouldn't go out of my way.
Hold you and your colleagues hostage on the 20th floor of the Internal Affairs headquarters until the truth comes out showing I was framed for the murder of my partner as well as pension fund embezzlement.
Go down to the corner store and buy one. About $1.50 or so sounds reasonable.
"Records searched by historian and author J. G. MacGregor indicate that about 1560 gold seekers passed through Edmonton in 1897/1898. Of these, about 775 tried the Klondike Trail through Fort Assiniboine and over the Swan Hills. Of these, 160 reached the Yukon, 580 turned back or stayed in the area, and 35 died on the Trail. Records show that about 4000 horses left Edmonton for the Yukon on the overland trail. Only half reached Peace River, and not one reached the Yukon. Many of these horses died on the trail over the Swan Hills, and a hill near Deer Mountain was said to be white with horse bones." - The Klondike Trail Society.
Mmmm, who wants an ice cream?
Eat runny eggs in slow motion. I've always wanted to write that, and this seemed like the best opportunity I was going to get.
Stick needle in eye. Preferably not my own.
Set fire to an orphanage. Klondike Bar? Sorry, I thought you said [inaudible]. How embarrassing.
Arrgh.
Eats, roots & leaves.
And no I'm not being ironic with my punctuation.
House of Cosbys
Update: Channel101 received a cease and desist from Bill Cosby's attorney. I have all four episodes, but out of fear of creating my own legal issues I won't be hosting them. BoingBoing is linking to a couple torrents.
Flickr Greetings
Hoi!
Hola!
'Allo!
Hej!
Salut!
Ni hao!
G'day!
Yo!
Hi!
Kumusta!
Bonjour!
Giorno!
Namaste!
Guten Tag!
Olá!
Aloha!
Hello!
Ahoy!
Don't Click Me
Discuss in the comments.
Ta-Da Lists
Tada means free in Japanese. I wonder if they know this.
The Sights & Smells
Tremors and Hysterical Screaming Great with a Peanut-Butter Sandwich
M/M (9/10)
You've Come A Long Way, Spammy.
And as an added bonus she threw in a few famous quotes for me, possibly to memorize. Maybe for some sort of test later on, I don't know.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." -Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." -Sir James Dewar (1877-1925)
Bad Monkey
Freaky Weather
Virtual Insanity
Dock
The Worst of Everything
I'm surprised The Yugo made the list but the Lada wasn't so unlucky. We owned a Lada Niva when I was 4 or 5, and from what I remember it spent more time in the mechanic's garage than in our driveway. On the bright-side we got to know Toronto's public transportation system inside and out.
The Analogy to End All Analogies
I see music as a river, and the water in a river is there for everyone and anyone that wants to have a sip can have a sip and have some water. Now somewhere along the line someone came up with the idea of putting the river water in bottles and selling the bottles of water. That's the record industry. Music is a river, music is water, and the bottling company is the industry, and it's not inherently evil, because it's frankly, convenient to have water in a bottle, so if you're driving in your car and you're thirsty you don't have to drive to the nearest river and take a sip, you can just reach down and take a sip out of your bottle. The same way if I'm driving in my car and I want to hear a song, I don't have to drive over to the people's house and ask them to play it for me, I can put the CD in and listen to it, or turn on the radio."
Where it gets ugly is that when the bottling company, since their aim is to make money-- at some point they may have thought like, "Let's bottle this water and that way we can share the healthful qualities of water with all the people." At some point it becomes, "This is our industry, we need to make money, and how can we increase profits?" Well, the way to increase profits is to try to discourage people from going to the river, and having to buy the bottled water. And they'll start with that but eventually what they're going to get into is they're going to start blocking the river or they're going to poison the river. But water is always moving, and it's very difficult to poison a river, very hard indeed.
Wednesday
iBND
This year's Buy Nothing Day is Friday November 26. Luckily that's the day my monthly train pass expires so I guess I'll just have to stay home. Take that doomsday economy.
Phiten: Junk Science Abounds
I've never entered any Phiten shop or bothered to listen to a sales pitch so I found this account on skeptic James Randi's site of Phiten's test for potential buyers very interesting.
"I have an idea why this "test" might appear to work. When a person tries to pick up an object the brain makes a rough guess as to how much strength it's going to require. With an unknown object wrapped in paper, we have no idea how much it's going to weigh. The Phiten brick is actually quite heavy, and most people are likely to underestimate the effort required. The test with the necklace draped over the arm is always the second attempt, by which time our brain has recalculated and knows exactly how much effort is required. Hence it seems much easier to lift."
Hair in the Blood
SAL: My father's father was a barber. He was supposed to have been a champion barber in Sicily . I didn't want to be a barber. My father pushed me into it. He took me out of high school. But I didn't want my sons to do that. It ends with me.
Kanji Tattoos
Personally I think Kanji tattoos are silly, but if you feel the need to show your individually in a foreign language please, please, make sure and double check your usage by those who actually speak the language. And when consulting with a native speaker be sure to watch for raised eyebrows and signs of held back laughter.
Update: Looks like the website I linked to above Hanzi Smatter, a website dedicated to the misuse of Chinese characters in Western culture, ran out of bandwidth. A little googling came up with Jeremy's take on Kanji tattoos, and a few words of caution on character stroke order.
Belly Button Theft
The Jenga School of Architecture
A massive condominium has been in the works near my office for more than a year now, and it looks like they're putting the finishing touches on now. Being a mostly residential area the majority of buildings don't even come up to its knees, so it's safe to say it sticks out like an infected thumb. As floor after floor was being built, I wondered if they had decided before hand on an actual number of floors or were just winging it according to budget. For a moment I imagined my daughter supervising the construction --- ordering floor after floor built in record time until the structure came crashing down in a fit of giggles.
Kidding on the Square
Rhetorical Fact
When Happy Songs Go Bad
But there's something about the drawn out, off key notes that are produced when the toy battery dies, transforming the tune from uplifting and joyful to dark, morbid and a bit depressing, tempting you to stick something rusty and sharp in your eye or jump from a high ledge. On the way home from school Mary's lamb is jacked at gun point and sold for kebab meat by the little boy who lives down the lane, ring leader of the local black market wool trade. And upon hearing the ridiculously long name "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" both Johns are teased and ridiculed by their peers in the school yard till they run home crying like little girls with skinned knees.
Choose your Weapon
In My Shoes
You Are What You Eat
As a side note the Atkins marketing people declined our request for an interview. ;-)
A Major Dilemma Involving Chocolate
Well, I froze under pressure and now stuck with a chocolate with some sort of creamy lemon filling. I think I’ll leave it on my desk for someone to steal along with a small but growing pile of senbei, manjyu and individually wrapped soy based treats.
Tall, Evil, Ugly.
Yes and she's ugly. Some might even say she's really, really ugly. As someone somewhere might have said, "She may be evil, but she's still ugly." or that might have been stupid and ugly, but the point to get across here is the thing about her being ugly, can't stress that enough.
Top Five things Overheard while Waiting in Line to see Fahrenheit 9/11
1. Dude, we're so bad-ass sneaking into a documentary film.
2. I don't even know why I'm here. I already voted for Fantasia.
3. Well if you're already going to the gun check, thanks. Be careful it's loaded.
4. Why does this Moore fellow criticize our poor president? It's not his fault he's a sorry excuse for leader and had to lie to get us into Iraq but we're at war damn it!
5. I heard Bush makes a cameo.
Lessons learned. Well, not really.
Arriving at the theater we quickly confirmed our seating at the automatic ticket kiosk, ironically flanked by three theater staff. Two machines, three staff.
No trip to the cinema would be complete with out a visit to the snack bar. I went for the Big Freeze special set. That's a Large popcorn with double golden topping, Large "Brain Freeze" slush drink in limited edition collectors cup. The poster said something about collecting all five cups, and when I do I'll be happy as the boy in the poster seemed to be. Masako got the same.
I give the film two enthusiastic thumbs up. Lots of thrills and spills, including my 1.8L beverage during that timber wolf scene! *chuckle* no biggie, there's always more where that came from right.
If you haven't guessed already the film was The Day After Tomorrow and I did bring away a few important lessons. One, Will Smith is going to be in a really cool robot film sometime soon that will challenge the way we think about um, robots. And second, that kid from Harry Potter is no longer a kid. Those must have been some long filming days as Harry seemed to be sporting a five O'clock shadow in some scenes. Oh and the Vice President in the film reminded me of no one in particular. Especially no one in the current Bush administration that is.
Disclaimer: For those readers in which English is not their first language or for those without a sense of humor please know the following;
We don't own a car and haven't for the past five years. We take the train everywhere. Mostly everything else you can dismiss as poorly crafted sarcasm except for the ticket kiosk thing. That was just plain weird.
A Few Email Guidelines from Me to You
For example; If you want to tell me about this great herbal alternative to Viagra that you've been using don't call it "viagra" as this usually results in a flag going up. Instead spice it up a bit. You know, call it V-i-A-g-R-a or mix in some numbers or something. Don't be lazy, There are 600,426,974,379,824,381,952 ways to spell viagra people!
If you want to fill me in on a surefire investment you learned about try to refrain from using ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. I can't stress this enough people, it looks like your YELLING AT ME, and that tends to frighten the unsure investor.
Forget about all the whole "cheap online Canadian prescriptions" thing. I'm Canadian and I live in Japan so you�re really wasting your time on me. And puh-leeze just let me say the term "online" is so 1990's and makes you look a little desperate for adjectives.
That's all I can think of right now. So know this, just because I don't reply or your message is bounced doesn't mean I don't love you.
A Ronald Reagan D-Day Connection?
When asked for comment Vice President Dick Cheney was quoted as saying,
(file under satire)
'Hideous Absinthe' and France's Artistic Elite
Oh Crapola
I'm wondering why the spell checker didn't pick up on that? Notes (R5) spell checker doesn't understand hypertext links "http://" and email addresses "@domain.com" but let's retards right on through.
Blogger launch Photos
time for livin'
We've really made no big plans for the coming week, most days, if weather permits, will be spent at Enoshima beach, catching up on some books I've started but never finished (Hegemony or Survival, Einstein Never Used Flash Cards and Me Talk Pretty One Day to name a few ) maybe even tune the guitar and learn a new song.
One thing I am going to try though is stay away from the "political blogging". That doesn't mean I will stop reading talkingpointsmemo.com etc. for a few days, I just won't be commenting on much during the holiday. My brain needs a break from all this, but most importantly my heart.
12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society
Top twelve reasons homosexual marriage should not be legal:
1 .Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can�t legally get married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears� 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn�t changed at all; women are property, blacks can�t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That�s why we have only one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That�s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven�t adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a �seperate but equal� institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as seperate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
-credit goes to GatorGSA and link via SeanBonner.com
What a Drag
On one hand, starting this fall pharmacies in British Columbia will be selling marijuana for medicinal purposes, without a prescription. But south of the boarder penalties for a first marijuana offence range from probation to life without parole. Schlosser writes that 90 percent of the 700,000 people arrested in 2002 were arrested for simple possession.
Criticism is coming from Canada though. Users of medical marijuana accuse the BC government of overpricing and supplying "lousy pot".
latte art
"A few weeks ago I went into a Starbucks in Shiga and ordered a double espresso. The clerk (can't call her a barista) looked at me as if to ask, "Do we sell that?" Then her supervisor stepped in and handled my off-the-wall request."So when we were in Victoria last Christmas I was amazed at the effort our barista put into creating this beautiful flower in the foam of our lattes. I almost felt bad drinking it.
-Nils in Kyoto
But they're taking it to a new level here! -link via boing boing
almost finished
Grab a Book Game
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
conversation without words
But what stuck me as odd was the intensity of their conversation, the heated debate, and the hilarious jokes told, maybe recalling a funny moment on the hike or at lunch that day. But honestly I have no idea what they were talking about and not because of my Japanese skill level, but because they used no words and communicated only in sign language.
Every day we talk, but do we ever really say anything?


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