Breaking Non-News Alert #4
Posted on December 14, 2005
From: BBC Breaking News Alert
Subject: Bush: Iraq intelligence 'wrong'
President Bush says much of the intelligence used to justify the Iraq war was wrong, but says the decision to oust Saddam Hussein was right.
Maybe it's just me, but if a friend, family member or possibly co-worker started a war costing tens of thousands of lives and billions of dollars wholly based on faked, stretched, spun, faulty just plain fucked intelligence they would be, at the very least, out of my books as far as having good sound judgement. And from that point on they've kind of lost that ability to make judgement calls regarding basically anything ever again.
Subject: Bush: Iraq intelligence 'wrong'
President Bush says much of the intelligence used to justify the Iraq war was wrong, but says the decision to oust Saddam Hussein was right.
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Breaking Non-News Alert #3
Posted on September 28, 2004
From: "BBC Breaking News Alert"
Subject: Virgin boss in space tourism bid
Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson has outlined plans for his company to launch commercial space flights.
Get outta town! Richard Branson? That conservative, camera shy, penny pincher?
Subject: Virgin boss in space tourism bid
Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson has outlined plans for his company to launch commercial space flights.
Breaking Non-News Alert #2
Posted on July 06, 2004
From: "BBC Breaking News Alert" Subject: Iraq WMD 'may never be found'
Tony Blair tells MPs Iraq's weapons of mass destruction "may never be found".��
I'm shocked! Shocked I say. I wonder if they checked behind Saddam's sofa. When ever I'm missing something it's usually behind some ousted dictator's sofa, or as we say in Canada "Chesterfeild."
Breaking Non-News Alert
Posted on April 16, 2004
From: "BBC Breaking News Alert" Subject: India win historic test series
India beat Pakistan by an innings and 131 runs to win the historic test series 2-1.
breaking news? puh-leaze!
