"G-5 needs to recall this product immediately. Although the subliminal messages are sufficiently well buried that neither our young subjects nor their caretakers will ever notice, certain glitches that have crept into this early model have induced extremely unpleasant side effects in many of our subjects. Since March of last year, sixty-seven (67) caretakers have reported that their young charges experience tremors and scream hysterically for hours on end after only a few minutes' exposure to the Raffi Unconscious Obedience Program VII (currently marketed to the public under the title "Singable Songs"). We feel that such severe side effects may prove detrimental to our project by alerting the general public to its existence. Therefore it is imperative that you recall these defective units immediately and replace them with the newer model. Thank you. --. "