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You've Come A Long Way, Spammy.

Posted on January 13, 2005
Emma T. Peel wanted me to know that my vi@g*r@ had been shipped along with it's tracking number. How nice, especially seeing I didn't order any in the first place. Suckers.

And as an added bonus she threw in a few famous quotes for me, possibly to memorize. Maybe for some sort of test later on, I don't know.
"We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove." -Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne Clemens] (1835-1910)
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." -Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." -Sir James Dewar (1877-1925)

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