There's something nerve-racking about when the guy using the urinal next to you feels the need to unbuckle his pants and top button just to go pee. It's not that I'm watching or counting how many times he shakes, it's just a little difficult not to notice someone undressing so close by.

I wonder if he's ever thought about what that little zipper was for, or the slit in the front of boxer shorts. "These are all designed for easy access when relieving oneself" I'd tell him. "And to prevent one from having to tuck the back of your shirt in again and again and again, depending on the amount of coffee or oolong tea you consume per day."

I hope that if I and Mr. "I-have-to-pull-my-pants-down-to-pee" ever happen to cross paths again in the bathroom he would be willing to try out some of these suggestions or at the very least extend the courtesy of a one or two urinal buffer zone.

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